WHATEVER DUDE YOUR BUSTED: September 2006

Let me ask you a question. Have you ever had one Chinese dish that involved cheese? Think about it. Think really really hard. . . . No! You haven't! I know what youre thinking. Their must be some Chinese cuisine that has cheese in it??? Well that's what we went to investigate over the weekend. Is their cheese in China?

So we all gathered in the dark corner of a parking lot to go on our mission for Cheese in China. Before I say anymore. I will need to explaine one thing. Why this is so important. But first look below to see Layne peeing. YOURE PEEING!!!

Back to the story. The importance of this story is something so important that the Economic growth of this universe will shift to new drastic measures. The reason why this is so important is because China has been over looked for centures on Cheese manufacturing. It must have just been forgotten about with all the other stuff going on. The Chinese must not know what cheese even is? So we are going to bring cheese to China and revolutionise the world!!! Here are the photos from our search for the cheese of China:

We walked the streets for hours and nothing, no cheese.

Ronnie can't find any. . .

Jhawn didn't find it eithor.

Then I found this!
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THe End.

On the night that I went to China to search for Cheese I took a short break to enjoy a bottle of some the ever so sweet Daddy Juice. It was glorious. It taste like the Greek gods ducked down from heaven to squize me a few drops of their delicious nector. Not only that. But Guns N' Roses wrote a song about this stuff. It was actually my first time trying Night Train and it taste liks a Hobo-Wino pissed into my mouth. But I did buy it while I was on my serch for Cheese in China. I will have the entire article with photos up later. Right now I have to go to work and I can't explaine the entire Cheese in China thing because I need to go to the gas station first before work and get gas and maybe a new pack of smokes. Hope you all have a glorious Monday.
Love

Don Charnow.