I have decided that were all have super hero powers. It's way true.
RIPPING RONNIE = Here power is
Seduction. As deminstraighted above.


DRUSKO = Has two main powers. One being Worlds Sexiest Man and the other being Worlds Strongest Man. Both of these powers he possesses are very Key for the life style he lives.

GREMMERS AND GINA are actually Robots and will fucking kill you before you know your dead.


JHAWN is just master of the universe. No need for explanation. Project Runway has some competition.

Anaheim California is to Disneyland as Vista California is to Vista Entertainment Center. Self explanatory; Disneyland is the happiest place on the planet Earth right? Well Vista Entertainment Center is Vista Trolls of the world unite and take over. At first sight you may think “What a dump.” Walk in the door and take it all in. I dare you to try out the Laser tag. I double dog dare you to bowl against These two bastards:
Once I walked in I realised who this night belonged too. Dirty Drusko was comming correct with the mic checks.

These glorious adult beverages are easily comparable to Star trek The Next Generation. It goes like this Star Trek is to Pina Colada as The Next Generation is to CHI-CHI!!! This gift brought down ffrom the heavens is a member of the Pina Colada family. It's like a Pina's bastard stepsister. What's the only difference? Well I don't want to give away too much but Pina's are gay and CHI-CHI'S are a mans fucking drink!

We paddled out to the swell blowing off the coast of Waikiki. Waves were epic, heads were turning as we walked down the sand. We were the hottest dudes on the beach. Being male models for American Apparel has really boosted my street credibility world wide. I'm not going to lie. We were killing it.

Celeb. sighting, Chad Muska was one of those times that I have been dreaming of since I was a kid. We all got our picture taken with the Muska but I'm not going to put up the one with me in it. I have drunk face and look like Sloth from The Goonies, suck.

SCIENCE
SCIENCE
SCIENCE

These are very dangerious wepons. Not only because of the obvious reason of them being sharper than a razors edge. But becuase about no more than 5 minuets later of having these wepons of mass destruction in my mouth I got sick. My throat felt like I swollowed sand papper for like 2 weeks. It was pretty bobo cuzz.