MALINAS TOP 8

Being on someones top 8 is a very personal thing. If your not on someones top 8 that means that your blowing it and you suck really bad. That means that you are a bad friend and should be kicked directly in the bean bag and thrown off a bridge. Anyway Malina and I got really high on Bloody Mary's and started stuffing our faces with Chinese rice crackers. There ended up only being 8 different kinds of these delicious rice treats. So what did we decide to do??? Top 8 you fagget.

MY TOP 8 (FUCKING WAY BETTER THEN HERS, SHE HAS A BAD TASTE IN CRACKERS)