WHATEVER DUDE YOUR BUSTED

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This is probably going to end up on the awkward family photo website one day.
Doing it with Denim.

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I would fucking cat nap this little guy in a second.

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Fueled on Adult Sodas.

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C.J. PARKER

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SHAPE VS TASTE

Rusty digs in for the shape. Sween approved.

Dudes in it to win it

meow

For the Shape not the taste

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I'M BACK!!!

2006-11-10T16:18:00.000-08:00

MALINAS TOP 8

Being on someones top 8 is a very personal thing. If your not on someones top 8 that means that your blowing it and you suck really bad. That means that you are a bad friend and should be kicked directly in the bean bag and thrown off a bridge. Anyway Malina and I got really high on Bloody Mary's and started stuffing our faces with Chinese rice crackers. There ended up only being 8 different kinds of these delicious rice treats. So what did we decide to do??? Top 8 you fagget.

MY TOP 8 (FUCKING WAY BETTER THEN HERS, SHE HAS A BAD TASTE IN CRACKERS)

2006-10-15T14:22:00.000-07:00

I used to have a bunny when I was little. He got eatten by a pack of dogs. It was seriously jacked. But now I have a soft spot in my heart for these little creatures.

2006-10-05T20:47:00.000-07:00

Who doesn't like cute stuff? Come on. It's like looking at a kitten and thinking it's ugly. Who does that? Nobody. So you look at this and you can't help but feel like your looking at newly born kittens. Pretty cute stuff huh?

2006-10-05T20:32:00.000-07:00

Your not from around this neck of the woods are you?

2006-09-25T22:26:00.000-07:00

Let me ask you a question. Have you ever had one Chinese dish that involved cheese? Think about it. Think really really hard. . . . No! You haven't! I know what youre thinking. Their must be some Chinese cuisine that has cheese in it??? Well that's what we went to investigate over the weekend. Is their cheese in China?

So we all gathered in the dark corner of a parking lot to go on our mission for Cheese in China. Before I say anymore. I will need to explaine one thing. Why this is so important. But first look below to see Layne peeing. YOURE PEEING!!!

Back to the story. The importance of this story is something so important that the Economic growth of this universe will shift to new drastic measures. The reason why this is so important is because China has been over looked for centures on Cheese manufacturing. It must have just been forgotten about with all the other stuff going on. The Chinese must not know what cheese even is? So we are going to bring cheese to China and revolutionise the world!!! Here are the photos from our search for the cheese of China:

We walked the streets for hours and nothing, no cheese.

Ronnie can't find any. . .

Jhawn didn't find it eithor.

Then I found this!
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THe End.

2006-09-25T07:24:00.000-07:00

On the night that I went to China to search for Cheese I took a short break to enjoy a bottle of some the ever so sweet Daddy Juice. It was glorious. It taste like the Greek gods ducked down from heaven to squize me a few drops of their delicious nector. Not only that. But Guns N' Roses wrote a song about this stuff. It was actually my first time trying Night Train and it taste liks a Hobo-Wino pissed into my mouth. But I did buy it while I was on my serch for Cheese in China. I will have the entire article with photos up later. Right now I have to go to work and I can't explaine the entire Cheese in China thing because I need to go to the gas station first before work and get gas and maybe a new pack of smokes. Hope you all have a glorious Monday.
Love

Don Charnow.

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This Man Likes Cock! Know how I know??? It's because he told me so.

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Popularity Contest!

Yep, that's four different ways of how awesome I am.
fuck I'm lame.

2006-08-31T22:25:00.000-07:00

2006-08-13T22:11:00.000-07:00

PARTY TIME 101. The object of the game is to "KILL IT". killing it is hard to do if you pull out the old Too Cool For School card. This would be comparable to being caught with the Old Made card. Who want's that? First off. If you want to come out as the vicotian make sure you have a tight ass crew.
As you can see this is a group of cute ass boys and girls. All of them are physicaly fit and ready to party their balls off into Cancun 1992.

2006-07-26T11:43:00.000-07:00

I have decided that were all have super hero powers. It's way true.
RIPPING RONNIE = Here power is
Seduction. As deminstraighted above.

DRUSKO = Has two main powers. One being Worlds Sexiest Man and the other being Worlds Strongest Man. Both of these powers he possesses are very Key for the life style he lives.

GREMMERS AND GINA are actually Robots and will fucking kill you before you know your dead.

JHAWN is just master of the universe. No need for explanation. Project Runway has some competition.

2006-07-26T11:00:00.000-07:00

Anaheim California is to Disneyland as Vista California is to Vista Entertainment Center. Self explanatory; Disneyland is the happiest place on the planet Earth right? Well Vista Entertainment Center is Vista Trolls of the world unite and take over. At first sight you may think “What a dump.” Walk in the door and take it all in. I dare you to try out the Laser tag. I double dog dare you to bowl against These two bastards:
Once I walked in I realised who this night belonged too. Dirty Drusko was comming correct with the mic checks.

2006-07-15T09:58:00.000-07:00

These glorious adult beverages are easily comparable to Star trek The Next Generation. It goes like this Star Trek is to Pina Colada as The Next Generation is to CHI-CHI!!! This gift brought down ffrom the heavens is a member of the Pina Colada family. It's like a Pina's bastard stepsister. What's the only difference? Well I don't want to give away too much but Pina's are gay and CHI-CHI'S are a mans fucking drink!

2006-07-05T07:15:00.000-07:00

We paddled out to the swell blowing off the coast of Waikiki. Waves were epic, heads were turning as we walked down the sand. We were the hottest dudes on the beach. Being male models for American Apparel has really boosted my street credibility world wide. I'm not going to lie. We were killing it.

2006-07-01T12:12:00.000-07:00

Celeb. sighting, Chad Muska was one of those times that I have been dreaming of since I was a kid. We all got our picture taken with the Muska but I'm not going to put up the one with me in it. I have drunk face and look like Sloth from The Goonies, suck.

2006-07-01T12:06:00.000-07:00

SCIENCE
SCIENCE
SCIENCE

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These are very dangerious wepons. Not only because of the obvious reason of them being sharper than a razors edge. But becuase about no more than 5 minuets later of having these wepons of mass destruction in my mouth I got sick. My throat felt like I swollowed sand papper for like 2 weeks. It was pretty bobo cuzz.

2006-05-14T21:24:00.000-07:00

We had an alternative way to celebrate the 5th of May.

2006-05-14T20:37:00.000-07:00

11, 11 is the guy you call when you have reached your limets. He will take anything to the next level before you evan know what's been done.
Your have done all you can do. 11 is running laps over you.
You put your 100% into it. 11 put 150% into it.
Your finished. 11 is just begining.
Your full. 11, is still hungery.
Your hurt. 11 calls you a pussy and keeps going.
You just can't take it anymore, your maxed out at 10! 11 says suck it and takes it to 11 !!!

11 will forever be one step ahead of the rest of the world.

2006-04-26T20:50:00.000-07:00

OHHHHH WA AH AH AH AH. . . OAUGH OAUGH

2006-04-26T20:19:00.000-07:00

When I was a wee lodd I remember having a infatuation with ninjas. I still think that they way ripping. But when I was a kid. .. Wanna play footbal? How about a baseball? Not evan a soccer ball? I tried it all. How about a little bit of Take this job and shove it i wanna be a ninja! So I signed up for Karate classes with my old man AKA Pappa Charnow to guide me. This was some true father son bonding time I was about 7 or 8 years old, I was stoked.
A few years later a little concepts call Mortal Kombat was announced to the world. First the game. . . Mortal Kombat 1 then 2 then the MOVIE??? Why Not ! This movie was only going to bring the young Don closer to his now Ninja Kicking Pappa Charnow that much closer. The movie was and still is fucking amazing cutting edge to a T. How ripping is Johnny Cage, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Reptile and Rayden? over 10 years have passed since Mortal Kombat was premiered in 1995. I no longer studing martial arts but still share an ever growing guilty pleasure for them. Pappa Charnow on the other hand used it as his vise to Karate Chop and Kick his way into his newly found love for Rebellion. This is a more stylish fashion for him. Pappa Charnow rides a Hog. He rips and roars the streets from 760 to the 310 and beyond. So to sum it all up in one sentence Pappa Charnow is at a cutting age level that most of us will never reach. He drink alot, eats whatever he dambed pleases, checks his email on the regs., does NOT pass on grass, Will flying Judo kick your teeth in 6 ways till Sunday then Ride away into the sun set on his Hog.

2006-04-24T19:38:00.000-07:00

Larry likes the fish burritos with cheese and stuff in the color Pink. Here we caught Larry in the wild demenstraighting how insaine in the membrain you get while high on beer.

2006-04-19T20:40:00.000-07:00

I feel like I was left to figure out things for myself. I was the youngst of 4 so I don't blame anyone. Pappa Charnow and his Lady just wanted to get down. . . They didn't want to wast any more time on being a parent. I think they just figured "Been their done that, we have 3 others to show him what's up." Well that's not how it worked out. Nobody told me shit. I'm still pretty clueless on shit. But here is what I put together so far.

When you are in love this is what you do. Man on Woman. Man on Man. Woman on Man Woman on Woman. . .and so on. whatever tickles your fancy.

Nine months after you have completed step one you are born and this is what you look like with way less hair. Your a Babby! Cute huh?

Your now a little Lodd. You are learning new things and your body starts to change and you don't really have any responcibility. It's pretty sweet.

Now your old and it's pretty much a make or break situation. Your eithor killing it at life or sucking really bad. To say it more simple would you rather be Michale Jackson from Thriller or be Michael Jackson 2006?

Then Your 86ed.

After you die your in heaven with God or Morrissey. Same fucking difference.

2006-04-19T20:19:00.000-07:00

I don't even need to explains why the Kimster is so hard. She has the fastest noggle in the West. Can successfully complete beer bongs while in mid jump road. And most importantly can fucking run lap's around you on the dance floor. So I'm not even going to say anything else so you get right out of town !!!

2006-04-15T11:40:00.000-07:00

Well I have gotten high on beer once or twice in my day, but not like this. The eye of the digitas motion stopper was in attendence to catch all the action. I walked into the house and to my shocking supprise people were doing beer. Empty cans lay out on the table, the floor and evan out side on the ground. I was shocked. I have never seen people all hopped up on adult sodas such as this. The rovolution was about to begin. Jump roap + Skelleton beer bong = Cutting Age kimmy. Hoola Hoop + JFK (Jeff Fucking kybosh) * Crazy Eddie = Why the fuck not?

2006-04-04T19:33:00.000-07:00

Black is the new pink. Gay is the new straight. Zima is the new beer. Why not right? The van was loaded and ready by high noone for a severly cutting age weekend featuring Larry Macentire, Stacy, Lusted, Don Char-Char, Steve Mcween and who could forget Jeff Kybosh. Jeff took AZ MVP with his signature Kybosh on everything in sight. But needles to say that gizzibo will never be the same thanks to those crazy Canadians.

2006-03-30T20:11:00.000-08:00

Cute as a button huh? This little cub is as playful as a kitten. All the photos of him are digital. He doesn't even drink. Now that I think of it the Cub is against sexual intercourse "especially unprotected", Drinking alcohol, smoking tobacco and pornography. ACE'S HIGH MOTHER FUCKER

1) WHAT STATE HAS THE BEST INTERNET HOOKERS?

CUB - Right now ca I have looked everywhere else and there lame ass phone sex numbers and chat rooms ca runs it with the real thing not even ghetto ass Detroit compares with the cum hungry whores we got

2) WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BROWN AND PINK?

CUB - Any one can get pink, but brown it takes a lot off smooth talking and beer to get a girl to let you handle that plus it’s a little tighter and with a small Wang like mine it feels a little better. If you want to try it go for the older busted ladies you find at the bar there way more into it than some stoops moonlight bitch

3) YOU JUST FOUND OUT THAT YOU HAVE AIDS, WHERE DO YOU GO TO EAT?

CUB - Your moms pussy wile your dads dick is in it fuck you got aids cant get much worse

4) WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT, CHUCK NORRIS OR LEMME FROM MOTORHEAD?

CUB - Mike v I saw him on viva la bam on mtv2 he is so sick but if he is not around lemme only because he gets bo bos on stage but toothless euro trash whores

5) WHERE HASN'T YOUR DICK BEEN!?

CUB - Fuck if you find out let me know, just so I can hurry up and put it there

2006-03-26T10:54:00.000-08:00

Tyler is the only person I know who has a entrourage of around 10 deep.

1. JAY-Z SAID "CASH, MONEY, HOES" WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CASH AND MONEY?

Tyler- Uuuummm, Let me think. . . The difference between Cash and money is. . ..Hey Pun, what does he say again?? Let me come back to this one.

2. WHEN YOU HEAR "TASTE THE RAINBOW" WHAT'S THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND?

Tyler- Some Gay Vibe Shit.

W.D.Y.B.- THATS NOT WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

Tyler- Yea it is, is that fucked up?

3. FIRST PAIR OF BOOBS EVER SEEN IN THE WILD?

Tyler- Haha Hold on. . . eithor Danielle H. or Checy B. hahaha

4. WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT WET WILLIE OR FLAMEBOY?

Tyler- Flame Boy! He is way older than Water Boy. He has a Gat!!!

5. ANY BIG PLANS FOR 4/20/2006?

Tyler- Get higher then a heard of Hippies. What are you kidding me, go to the Whatever Dude Your Busted Video Premier!

W.D.Y.B.- Back to question #1

Tyler- (hear voices in the background) Cash is in your pocket and Monet in the bank!!! Yea!

W.D.Y.B- THAT DOESN'T COUNT, SOMEONE GAVE YOU THE ANSWER

Tyler- Whatever dude Your Busted. . .

2006-03-25T19:14:00.000-08:00

Next Level shit: You can google it and see what comes up. I double dog dare you. But in such few words it will explaine exactly what I have to show you. Kimmy has a college degree now. With that to celebrate we all went out for a round of adult beverages and it turned into a "Next Level" event. I would like to thank Captian Keeno and also say I'm sorry for peeing in the windex bottle. So don't eat off the tables. . .sorry about that.

2006-03-24T22:22:00.000-08:00

layne loves PBR...correct

2006-03-24T22:19:00.000-08:00

suck it

2006-03-24T21:40:00.000-08:00

As the seasons transition so does the mind set. Why did David and I shave our heads? Because Why Not?

So we will look stoops for a while untill our hair grows back but Whatever dude Your Busted.

2006-03-17T19:51:00.000-08:00

Sometimes you have to take the law into your own hands. Pappa Char-Char set sail on a weekend vacation with his old lady. Leaving the youngest of the family to fend for himself and hold down the fort. But with the mind of Kevin MacAllister nothing can fail!

The new millinum proves that out valued item are different then they may have been in 1991 when Kevin MacAllister had to guard what was rightfully his. As I do the same. . .
Don't evan think about it.

If anyone is gonna beat off to internet porn on my home house it's gonna be me! Pull that keyboard out and Slit yourself from your nutz to your neck. Then you die with your wang in hand like a bitch.