MALINAS TOP 8

Being on someones top 8 is a very personal thing. If your not on someones top 8 that means that your blowing it and you suck really bad. That means that you are a bad friend and should be kicked directly in the bean bag and thrown off a bridge. Anyway Malina and I got really high on Bloody Mary's and started stuffing our faces with Chinese rice crackers. There ended up only being 8 different kinds of these delicious rice treats. So what did we decide to do??? Top 8 you fagget.

MY TOP 8 (FUCKING WAY BETTER THEN HERS, SHE HAS A BAD TASTE IN CRACKERS)

I used to have a bunny when I was little. He got eatten by a pack of dogs. It was seriously jacked. But now I have a soft spot in my heart for these little creatures.

Who doesn't like cute stuff? Come on. It's like looking at a kitten and thinking it's ugly. Who does that? Nobody. So you look at this and you can't help but feel like your looking at newly born kittens. Pretty cute stuff huh?

Your not from around this neck of the woods are you?

Let me ask you a question. Have you ever had one Chinese dish that involved cheese? Think about it. Think really really hard. . . . No! You haven't! I know what youre thinking. Their must be some Chinese cuisine that has cheese in it??? Well that's what we went to investigate over the weekend. Is their cheese in China?



So we all gathered in the dark corner of a parking lot to go on our mission for Cheese in China. Before I say anymore. I will need to explaine one thing. Why this is so important. But first look below to see Layne peeing. YOURE PEEING!!!



Back to the story. The importance of this story is something so important that the Economic growth of this universe will shift to new drastic measures. The reason why this is so important is because China has been over looked for centures on Cheese manufacturing. It must have just been forgotten about with all the other stuff going on. The Chinese must not know what cheese even is? So we are going to bring cheese to China and revolutionise the world!!! Here are the photos from our search for the cheese of China:





We walked the streets for hours and nothing, no cheese.



Ronnie can't find any. . .


Jhawn didn't find it eithor.

Then I found this!
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THe End.

On the night that I went to China to search for Cheese I took a short break to enjoy a bottle of some the ever so sweet Daddy Juice. It was glorious. It taste like the Greek gods ducked down from heaven to squize me a few drops of their delicious nector. Not only that. But Guns N' Roses wrote a song about this stuff. It was actually my first time trying Night Train and it taste liks a Hobo-Wino pissed into my mouth. But I did buy it while I was on my serch for Cheese in China. I will have the entire article with photos up later. Right now I have to go to work and I can't explaine the entire Cheese in China thing because I need to go to the gas station first before work and get gas and maybe a new pack of smokes. Hope you all have a glorious Monday.
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Don Charnow.

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